This is me. Tatter Jack - writer of erotica. At least, it is when I'm not being someone else. Not because I have any issues with what Tatters writes - after all, if I did, I'd probably not write it (blush). But just like you don't keep your shoes in the refrigerator and your ice cream in the shoe cupboard (well, unless you do, in which case I'm never coming over for ice cream), I keep what Tatters does separate from other things I do. And my shoes stay warmer too, not being in the fridge and all. Still, yes - I'd like to heat you up. But not just that. Because while the heat's rising, I'd like to make you smile as well. Or maybe even cry.

So welcome to TatterJack-ery. It's cold out - shall we warm things up?